Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Little Johnny… Baby Talk – Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can…
Set Me On Fire – What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Daddy’s Face – “Mama, why is daddy’s face pale?” “Shut up and keep digging.”
Cartwheeling for Cash – One day a little girl came running into her house yelling,…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
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Jock Booty Call… Shooting – Hey babe, with you, I’d like to…
Picabo Street Philanthropy – American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum…
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Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of…
Tech Jokes
IT and Light Bulbs – Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, that’s a Facilities problem.
The Mathematics of Love – Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as…
IT and Light Bulbs – Q: How many IT guys does it take to…
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About Lawyers
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Wife’s Confessions – A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help…
Science
Alexander and Kermit – Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit…
Bob Dole – Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Meow Mix – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
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Walks Into a Bar… Karate Chop – A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches…
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Staggering Husband – Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in…
