Mountain Bike – A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike. "How’d…
Little Johnny… Snakes and Bushes – Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the…
Pain in the Tonsils – A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have…
Morning Curses – A seven-year-old tells his four-year-old brother that they should start swearing. "When…
Little Johnny… Nickels and Dimes – Little Johnny is always being teased by the other…
Big Family – After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military…
Christmas Cop – On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light…
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Sports Jokes
Fishing Riddle – On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went…
What’s OJ Got? – What does OJ have that every man wants?…
Baseball Field – What goes all the way around a baseball field…
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His…
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Tech Jokes
Blond with a cell phone – A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone…
Computer vs. Air Conditioner – How is a computer like an air conditioner? When…
Baby Digital Watch – Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the…
Blonde Hears Voices – Blonde: "Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices."Doc:…
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Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Lawyers and God – What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think…
Law School Graduation Gift – Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law…
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More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to…
Science
Horror Movie Blonde – Q: What do you call the blonde in…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
Fred Flintstone’s Secret – Q: Why’s Fred Flintstone a homosexual?A: He’s always having a gay…
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Bill O’Reilly’s Chauffeur – Bill O’Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and…
Final Test for the CIA – The CIA has three candidates, two men and a…
If Men Ruled the World… Laws – – Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for…
All’s Fair in Love and War – This old guy goes into a church in…
