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Smartass Record Shop – A lady walks into the local record store. "Do you have…
Daddy’s Room – One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her…
Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.
Deconstructing Little Johnny – Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Slingshot – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Beverly Hills – One day there were four people absent from class. The next day…
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Sports Jokes
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Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
When You Pull That Out – One day a man took his…
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Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Prayer – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Tech Jokes
Rooster and a Telephone Pole – Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30-foot cock that helps…
Geek Booty Call… Test – I’d like to do a usability test of your…
Blonde on the Computer – Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been using…
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will…
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About Lawyers
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer…
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50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
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“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr.…
Science
Dead Sitcoms – Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget: "You didn’t just kill…
Toby Keith: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Larry’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dinosaur – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was the…
George Bush is So Stupid… – George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for…
Economy
Mike Tyson’s Beer – Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
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