Wednesday, January 21
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside."Jack, I’ve got to confess…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Legal Jargon! – Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip…
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his … – It was…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Baby Jobs – Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be…
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
More Jokes
Classic Booty Call… Glasses – If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you home?
80s Booty Call… Wake Up – It’s morning in America, so how about waking up…
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause…
Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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