Sex Over-Easy – Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute."Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky ‘egg’lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely."What are you doing?," the female egg asked.He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
