Saturday, November 15
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Corporate Booty Call… Offsite – There’s an offsite you need to attend at my place.
Astronaut Booty Call… Ejection Seat – I hope that’s not an ejection seat.
Jock Booty Call… Pass – Hey babe, please don’t let this be an incomplete pass.…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Geek Booty Call… Anime – You’re hotter than an anime schoolgirl.
Clown Booty Call… Squirt – This plastic flower isn’t the only thing that’ll squirt you…
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Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
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