Thursday, October 3
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Soccer Booty Call… Header – First I’ll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!
Hipster Booty Call… Artist – You’re an artist, right?
Jock Booty Call… Defense – Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Viagra – Just in case you were wondering, yes, I can get…
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
More Jokes
Blonde… Vibrator – Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.
Toe Curl – This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off…
Two Guys in a Bar – Two guys walk into a bar and sit down…
Presidential surprise – The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she does a…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light…
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