Sunday, April 27
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!
80s Booty Call… Mr. T – I pity the fool…
Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough…
Geek Booty Call… Binary – 01101100110100010110011011!
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
Astronaut Booty Call… Thruster – My thruster is firing as we speak!
Alien Booty Call… Leader – Take me to your leader! I hope he lives in…
Jock Booty Call… Low Post – I’m going to back you into the low post…
Jock Booty Call… Bat – Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants!…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
Too Much Tea – Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
More Jokes
Computer Diagnosis – One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.…
Yo Mama Refrigerator – Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out…
Yo’ Mama vs. NY Jets – Q: How is Yo’ Mama like the New York…
Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Menu – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
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