Sunday, June 29
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
National Bird – Q: Did you hear Clinton announced a…
Classic Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…
Geek Booty Call… Calculator – What’s your name? I want to see if I can…
Flight Attendant Booty Call… First Sight – Do you believe in love at first sight,…
Robot Booty Call… Drop – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Contractor Booty Call… Rub – I need you to rub my sack joint.
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
More Jokes
In school one day, the teacher decided that … – In school one day, the…
Hold Back the Monster – Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…
Olmos Dunn – A man was heading to England and his next-door neighbor Mrs. Dunn…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…
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