Browsing: blonde jokes

A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and takes her economy-class seat, where she remains until after the…

Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.

Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.

Blonde…Bananas – Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper.

Blonde in a Swimming Race – A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel.…

Blonde License – Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ”F”…

Blonde Ironing – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: Sometimes the legs on the…

Smile If You’re Blonde – Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?A: Because they think their picture is being…

Blonde’s Thoughts on the YMCA – What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? "Look,…

Blondes and Virgins – Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!