Wednesday, January 21
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Sleepwalking Nun – What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Heaven’s Gate – You know about the 39 Heaven’s Gate culters who killed themselves? They…
The Jewish Vote – I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for…
The Joy of Christmas Cards – A woman walks into the Post Office to buy…
Astrologer Booty Call… Planet – My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for…
Jesus’ Multi-Ethnicity – Proof that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Hot Revenge – Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile…
More Jokes
Bovine Hijinx – What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheese Underwear – Yo’ Mama so ugly, when she wore…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Packed in One Honda – Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda?A:…
Lawyer Croaks – A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak…
Presidential surprise – The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he…
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