Corporate Booty Call… Box – I’d like to think inside your box.
Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it…
Dangerous Toys – Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?A: Tackle me…
A wrinkle in time – A little girl got on her grandpa’s lap and said,…
Where’s Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric? – Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
The Father Sets the Bar – A father and son were on a fishing trip…
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Teachers and Light Bulbs – Q: How many teachers does it take…
Sports Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Maneuver – Hey babe, I’d like to try the Down and In maneuver on you. High five!
Red Sox Humor – Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for…
Jesus and Moses Play Golf – Jesus and Moses are playing golf…
Fair Exchange – Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.…
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Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates Japanese food, so he asks…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast beef?A: Anyone can roast beef.
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Tech Jokes
Blonde’s Computer Freeze – What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Geek Booty Call… Calculus – I need some help with my calculus. Can you…
Mechanical vs. Chemical – Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Remote Control – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Britney Spears vs. Computer – How is a computer like Britney Spears? They’re both…
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About Lawyers
Sheep Herder On Trial – The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen…
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster…
An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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How does it feel? – Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
Science
Another Dumb Blonde – A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and…
Backstreet Appearance – Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? ‘Cause they…
E.T. – Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!
The Bear Hunter – A group of men go up into the mountains to go…
Economy
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Hostile Happy Hour – What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He…
Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole – Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?A: Because…
