Sunday, April 27
Browsing: dogs
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The first dog asked the second one why he…
The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.…
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…
Bone Diggers – What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a…
Shoulda Said – This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on…
Dog Dancer – Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?A: They have two left feet.
Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and…
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