Thursday, October 3
Browsing: Cross the Road
Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…
Bob the Rectum Stretcher – After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on the back roads. At the…
Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from…
Perambulating Candadians – Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…
2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road – Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they’re…
Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
The Truth About Baseball – Why did the professional baseball player cross the road? Because his gigantic ass commanded him…
More Jokes
Oui, General! – Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon’s Bonaparte!
Blonde Car Hijinx! – What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Sneeze – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so big, she stabs herself in…
Zombie Booty Call… Beautiful Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would…
Maria’s Vida Loca – Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Campfire – Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to…
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