Browsing: animal jokes

A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…

The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady."What would…

Wizard of Toad – There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was…

Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.

Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over…

Football Animals – During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…

Cat Hospital – Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a cat-scan done.

Male Bashing – Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle through his pecker.

Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!