Sunday, May 18
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches…
Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The first dog asked the second one why he…
Legless Dog – What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon – A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate…
Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around – A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will…
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Lucky Aggie Hijinx – A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went…
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Live On The Radio – An FM station has a competition where they ring someone…
Perambulating Candadians – Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Carton – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Hypnotist Blunder – A comedian, new to the profession, is looking for places to perform.…
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