Thursday, October 3
Browsing: animal jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound…
Moof – What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.
The Ant – Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets…
Three Dumb Hunters – Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck.…
I like long walks on the beach – Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other…
Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly…
Football Animals – During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the…
Double Parked Frog – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?A: Toad.
Gum Crossing – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.
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Bedside Confession – Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first…
The Bar Exam – Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose…
Taliban Snippet – How come the Taliban are not circumcised? It gives them a place…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be…
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