Thursday, October 3
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead,…
What We Learn From the Movies – — It is always possible to park directly…
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Geek Booty Call… Upgrade – My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.
Corporate Booty Call… Stockholder – My stockholder is rallying for a merger.
Geek Booty Call… Test – I’d like to do a usability test of your backend.
Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning – A drunk walks into a bar, orders…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
Science Fiction Porn Titles – Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar Lactatica 2010:…
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Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!
Bad Girls vs Good Girls – Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot.…
Blonde Secretary’s Memo to her Boss – TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from…
Jingle Blondes – What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? "Ho.…
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