Saturday, July 19
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Front Door – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Looks Lottery – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when God…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Horse – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has a…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Brick – Yo’ Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
Science Fiction Porn Titles – Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar Lactatica 2010:…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
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Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
Blondes and Brunettes – Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because pets can’t bring beer…
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