Wednesday, January 15
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female,…
Blonde Loses Sweet Job – Why did the blonde get fired from her job at…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
Redneck Girl – How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? When…
Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500 – — None for me, thanks. That Skoal will…
Bill Gates in Hell – Bill Gates goes to purgatory.St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a…
Seek and Ye Shall Find… – On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers…
Grosser Than Gross Kiss – What’s grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother hello and her…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
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