The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again."What was the matter?" she asks."Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies.Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
