The Blonde and Car Maintenance

Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!

Two Chance Blonde – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances…

How do you spell Canada? – How do you spell Canada? *C-EH N-EH D-EH

Nurse Doctor Doctor Nurse – Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting…

I Had a Dream – Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called…

Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Rug Burn – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, when she…