Friday, December 12
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Blind Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Evil Tuna – Did you hear about the evil tuna? Rumor has it he was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
DUCKS OR PLUCKS? – Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little…
Join the Club – A baby seal walks into a club. I’ll repeat myself. A…
Walks Into a Bar… Randy Panda – A panda walks into a bar. He asks…
$10 Complaint – A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.When…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
More Jokes
Fish and Dicks – Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw…
Don’t Say It – Q: What’s one thing you don’t tell a vampire?A: Bite me.
Chinese Phone System – Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone…
Eye Rubbers – Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?A: Because they…
Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.
Havaii or Hawaii – Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii."They ask…
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