Thursday, October 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Sexual Congress – Q: What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Cuff Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Get in Line – A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Red Dress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Food Stamp – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning – A drunk walks into a bar, orders…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
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