Sunday, April 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blondes and a 747 – Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have in…
Blonde Love Handles – A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says,…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
Blonde With a Runny Nose – Q: What does it mean when a blonde has…
Puzzled Blonde – A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…
Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
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New Yorkers and Light Bulbs – Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to…
Little Johnny… Big Word – The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic…
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