Saturday, November 15
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blonde Punctuation – Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Dumb Brunettes – Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m…
Blondes and Brunettes – Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because pets can’t bring beer…
Toothpaste Inventor – Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?A:…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
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Blonde on Socialism – Blonde definition of socialism? Partying!
Classic Booty Call… New – I’m new around here. Can I have directions to your…
Jock Booty Call… Shot – Hey babe, I have a shot I’d like to drive…
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding – Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to…
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