Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!

Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Raining – Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don’t…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batteries – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Birth – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half…

Yo’ Mama… Lipstick – Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow…