Wednesday, January 21
Money Jokes
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks up to a trekker and says, “I want to open up a damn checking…
The Rich Hooker – A hooker brings a client to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Quarter – Yo’ Mama is…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Walks Into a Bar… Free Drinks – A man walks into a a bar, drinks…
Snow Parking – Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pigeons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Newspaper Clippings – Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed — $100.Snow blower for…
Bank On It – A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Under the Influence – A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
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Tiff With Riley – ”My God! What happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly as…
You Bet Your (Sex) Life – A golfer is in a competitive match with a…
Ketchup and Liquor – (repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase) 1. What did you…
Star Trek: Riker’s Death – Why did Riker die in the battle? Picard ordered to…
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