Tuesday, December 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
45 Pints of Milk – A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed…
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can GET chocolate.– Chocolate satisfies even…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest – Two men walk into a bar, one wearing…
More Jokes
Mr. Macho – A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding,…
Flies In The Beer – An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and…
Jesus and Moses Play Golf – Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they”re on…
Yo mama’s So Ugly…Halloween – Yo’ mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…
Political Jokes – The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
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