Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can GET chocolate.– Chocolate satisfies even when it’s gone soft.– You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.– You can have chocolate in in public.– If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won’t mind.– The word "commitment" doesn’t scare off chocolate.– You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.– No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.– Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.– You can have chocolate at any time of the month.– You are never too young or too old for chocolate.– Size doesn’t matter — though more is still better.
