Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed parrot.One day, it gets to be too much, so the man locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. When the man finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities, so the man puts the bird into the freezer.After a few seconds of clawing and thrashing, it suddenly gets VERY quiet.The man opens the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man’s outstretched arm and says, "I’m very sorry. I promise I’ll never curse again."The man is astonished. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
Tuesday, February 11
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune
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