What’s Red (Nastiest Joke)

Bass Player – Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives? A. He…

Medieval Booty Call… Toil – I’d be happy to toil in your dungeon.

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Inner Space – What has three balls and comes from outer space? E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

The Height of Noise – Q: What is the height of noise?A: Two skeletons f**king…

Helen Keller’s Masturbation – Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?A: She tried to read…