A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker – A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London."Excuse me, but if you were going to order the steak, I’m afraid there’s a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter.The Texan says, "What’s a shortage?"The Russian says, "What’s a steak?"The New Yorker says, "What’s ‘excuse me’?"
