Wednesday, January 21
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman,…
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are…
Got Nuts? – A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Medieval Booty Call… Food – Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Prayer – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after…
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
Hot Revenge – Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
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Arctic Hooker – What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!
Backstreet Appearance – Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? ‘Cause they…
Parrot Talk – One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a…
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