Sunday, June 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
One-Legged People – Q: Where do one-legged people eat?A: IHOP
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: They can’t get their heads…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
Smoke Rings – Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first…
Definition of Suspect – What’s the definition of suspect? A nun jumping on a saddle-less…
More Jokes
Michael Jackson and McDonald’s – What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They…
Queen & Celibacy – Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a…
Soccer Booty Call… Header – First I’ll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!
Harley Davidson and Woman – Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
Lucky Driver – A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he…
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