The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house,…
Big Family – After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military…
Zookeeper and Three Boys – A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions’ cage…
In Cider – A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying…
Smartass Record Shop – A lady walks into the local record store. "Do you have…
A man’s logic – A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who…
Code for Love – There was a couple who did not want their children to…
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Sports Jokes
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Guided By Voices – There’s a guy who lives in Ohio. One…
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Eat Your Vegetables – Q: What’s the difficult thing about eating vegetables?A: Getting around the wheelchair.
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Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my…
Tech Jokes
Blonde’s Computer Freeze – What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
A Little Voice – A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his…
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put…
Astronaut Booty Call… Crater – My unit would like to explore your crater.
Abbott & Costello’s Cyber-Routine – Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just…
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About Lawyers
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does…
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer … – A good lawyer knows…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
The Test – A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a…
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Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that she’s seen…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
Science
Heaven’s Shining Waters – George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all…
Hipster Booty Call… Clothing – Haven’t I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?
Lesbian With Two Girlfriends – Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?…
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on…
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Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was…
Keeping the Kids Off Drugs – Two young guys appear in court after being arrested…
Lucky Driver – A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before…