Saturday, November 15
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney…
Staggering Husband – Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in…
Identifying Bubba – Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know…
Last Musical Request – The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to…
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of…
Heaven vs. Hell – One night, God visits a preacher.The preacher has one question, "What…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
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Balls and Old Ladies – What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!
Zombie Booty Call… Match – We’re the perfect match–you’re drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped…
Sealy Posturepedic – What’s the difference between a blonde and a hole in the mattress?…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
Don’t Say It – Q: What’s one thing you don’t tell a vampire?A: Bite me.
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take…
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