Monday, April 28
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
What We Learn From the Movies – — It is always possible to park directly…
Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A:…
The Deacon’s Last Words – A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend,…
Bill O’Reilly’s Chauffeur – Bill O’Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer’s…
Grosser than Gross… Pregnant – What is grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cheek – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell…
The Answer – A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
The Praying Parrot – A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a…
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