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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Truck – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I…

Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.

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