Friday, December 12
Fat Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richter Scale – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ride the Waves – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every…
Oprah and Airport Security – Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 90210 – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last time…
You’ll Be So Fat…Bathtub – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
More Jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy – A self-conscious bald man with a peg leg is invited to a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got stabbed…
The Crabby Cabbie – A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.…
You”re So Ugly…Drop-Off – You”re so ugly, when yo” mama dropped you off at school,…
Bone Diggers – What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
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