Little Johnny… Big Word – The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that’s a mouthful."Little Johnny says, "No, ma’am, you’re thinking of a blow job. I’m talking about jerking off."
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