Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years, decided they needed to visit a cathouse for some relief.
When they arrived, the woman looked at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste her girls on these old men.
So she used a blow-up doll instead. After they had finished, the two gentlemen got talking.
The first man said, I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned. How was it for you?
The second man replied, I think mine was a witch. When I bit on her lips, she farted and flew out of the window.
