One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she sees the daughter looking. She quickly stops.
What are you doing mommy?
The mother is too embarrassed to tell her about sex, so she makes an answer.
Well, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.
The little girl replies, well mommy, you really shouldn’t bother with that.
The mom has a confused look on her face, why do you say that sweetheart?
The little girl replies, because mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the lady next door come over and blows it back up.
