Contractor Booty Call… Hard Hat

Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jimmy Hoffa – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?

I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused. – How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her…

Time on Your Hands? – Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have 10…

Satisfied Redhead – Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties…