You’re So Ugly… Mistletoe

Yo mama’s…Bad Cooking – Your mama’s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in…

Coming Into The Closet – What do you call five lesbians in a closet? A…

Pirate Booty Call… Sailing – I’ve got a yardarm you can hang from! Yar!

Masturbation vs. Menage A Trois – The idea of a guy having two women at…

Blonde… Vibrator – Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.

Helen Keller’s Scream – Q: Why didn’t anybody hear Helen Keller scream?A: She was wearing…