You’ll Be So Fat…Full Sweaters

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.

Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…

Italian Carwash – Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is Italian?A:…

Space Shuttle Redneck – Q: How’d the redneck get lost in space?A: He rolled down…

And God Created A Sleeping Man – A couple went to church every week, but…

Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of … – Did you know…