Yo Mama’s So Fat… High Heels #2

Something Men Can’t Get… – Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are…

Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…

Elephant Farts vs. Saloon – What’s the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?…

Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!

Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon – This lady goes to a vet and learns that that…