Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs

Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…

Signs That You’re a Drunk – — You lose arguments with inanimate objects.– You have…

Drooling Drummer – Q: How can you tell if the drummer’s platform is level?A: Drool…

Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…

Bush’s Advisors – G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is…

Blonde Condoms – What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags