Yo’ Mama Is Like… Heavyweight Boxer

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Burger King – Yo’ Mama is so old, she knew…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, people look forward to…

Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…

Shaky Hands – Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The…

Soccer Booty Call… Touch – I’ve got a great First Touch. Goooaaalll!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the…