Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

I Don’t Get It – How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By telling them…

Britney & Christina Get Locked Out – Britney Spears had just bought her new car…

Astronaut Booty Call… Damage – It’s gonna be so good it’ll damage your hull!

Ode to a Glow Worm – I wish I was a glow worm. A glow…

Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!

Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!