Why Coffee Is Better Than Women – — A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.– You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.– You won’t get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m.– You can make coffee as sweet as you want.– You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long.– No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.– Coffee doesn’t talk to you.– Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise.– Coffee stains are easier to remove.– Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less.– When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away.– When you drink coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your throat.– Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed and all the hot water.
