Why Beers Are Better Than Girls – 1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer. 3) A beer never gets angry if you show up smelling of beer. 4) The colder a beer, the better. 5) You can always share a beer with your friends. 6) A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m. 7) You can choose a beer from the case and, if you change your mind, you can pick another one.
