Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife."The first guy exclaims, "You guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!"
