W.I.F.E. – Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ”I’m a YUPPIE…ya know…Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ”I’m a DINK …ya know…Double Income No Kids.” They asked the woman, ”What are you?” She replied… ”I’m a WIFE…ya know… WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.”
