Three words that describe Britney Spears

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"

Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!

The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…

Land Of Milk And Honey – A blonde heard that milk baths would make you…

Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!