The Holy Water – One day four nuns are called to the priests chambers. The priest tells the nuns that since they have been good and have upheld the standards of the church, they can do whatever they want for 24 hours. After 24 hours, the priest calls the nuns back in and asks what they did. The first nun says, ”I had sex with two men at one time.” The priest says, ”Quickly drink the holy water and God will forgive you.” The second nun tells the priest, ”I robbed a bank for $25,000.” The priest says, ”Quickly drink the holy water and God will forgive you.” The third nun tells the priest, ”I killed a woman that I have wanted dead all my life.” The priest says, ”Quickly drink the holy water and God will forgive you.” The priest said to the fourth nun, ”Okay, what sin did you commit.” The fourth nun says, ”I pissed in the holy water.”’
