The Desperation of the Undead

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Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but I’d kill to see your…

The Deacon’s Last Words – A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend,…

Airplane Hijinx – Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are…

Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…

Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…