The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper – A prostitute on the street was approached by a young man. He asked her how much. She replied $100 for a blow job, $150 for sex, and $250 for a Monica. Knowing what the first two were he was curious about the third so he asked her what a Monica was. She replied, ”I blow you now and screw you later.”
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The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
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