That’s Not Your Rug – One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop a woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, “I think I was just molested back there.” The bus driver looked at her and said, “Not on my bus. You couldn’t have been.” So, he lets her off and drives on. He comes to the next stop and another woman comes to the front to get off. She, too, looks at the bus driver and says, “I think I was just molested back there.” Now the bus driver thinks that something has to be wrong, to get two complaints like this in one day is just unheard of. He gets up out of his seat and goes to the back of the bus. To his surprise there is a bald guy crawling on the floor on his hands and knees. The bus driver says, “Sir, what are you doing?” The man looks at him and says, “I lost my toupee. I thought I found it twice, but I lost it again.”
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That’s Not Your Rug
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