That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d like to try some damn ham.The preacher’s wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo.That night, the preacher asks, "What’s for dinner?"His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo.At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham."The son replies, "I’ll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin’ mashed potatoes."
Saturday, May 24
That Damn Ham
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