Taxing Profession – A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.The accountant says, "Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?"The woman replies, "I’m a whore."The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that."The woman replies, "OK, I’m a prostitute.""No, that is still too crude. Try again."They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I’m a chicken farmer."The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?""Well, I raised over 5,000 c**ks last year."
