Browsing: Yo’ Mama

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Peephole – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peephole.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow Protection – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Asked to Leave – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fish – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.