Systems Engineering Humor

Blonde’s Wine – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boogie Man – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, even the…

I Hit Two of My Best Balls – Eddie came to work Monday and his…

Jailhouse Marriage – An accountant goes to jail for embezzlement, and they put him in…

Astronaut Booty Call… Giant – You’re not a gas giant, are you?

Singles – "I met my wife at a singles’ bar." "Really?" "I thought she was…